This world is as strange as it gets; when people go nuts, you get wars, crazy writers just give you books like this:
The index is self explanatory:
Naming Your Pussy (categories as cute, and aggressive)
How To Feed Your Pussy (different approaches)
How To Eat With Your Pussy (Keep your hind feet off the table)
Pussy Hairs (brushing, vacuuming, and shellacking)
Pussy Poo-Poo (The litter box)
Sleeping With Your Pussy (Positioning Your Pussy)
Your Pussy and Your Furniture (Reasoning with your pussy)
Your Pussy and Your Fern (Make your fern less accessible)
Disciplining Your Pussy (Preventative Discipline)
Nursing a Sick Pussy (Your Bedside Manner)
How To Handle a Hot Pussy (Dealing With The Hots)
Pussy Hygiene: How to Give Your Pussy a Bath
Putting your Pussy in the Kennel
Pussy gives you're a gift
Talking with Your Pussy
Games You Can Play With Your Pussy
Exercising Your Pussy
I swear I'm not shitting. Who still cares about Cats on Broadway? Get this book on Amazon.
Xinzi
