flight attendant- obsessed x)

greetings!
it's 2.44am in the morning...it's so cold in here! im playing reversi on msn with a certain very bored individual, im apparently being trashed, majorly. haha! changed my template, have been utterly obsessed with being an air stewardess. i dont know what attracts me so much about this job! its just so interesting to be flying all the time...heck the turbulence, nasty pax, longhauls, terrible politics, its a great job with a great pay, that takes u to places (both metaphorically and literally) as well as open doors. it's really a job that takes u to greater heights (;

wahaha! heard about the stringent selections and interviews, really gotta take a lot to make it through all of the rounds i suppose. its not really all about the looks and zero brains. when ur a flight attendant, u are a firstaider, nurse, cleaner, waitress, nanny, firefighter, punchbag, crashtestdummy and icon all into one. just imagine, the prospects. it really is a decent job i suppose. haha, doesnt require much academics also! suitable for me. just have to be really proficient in ur languages, have a good personality, willing to serve others, and...the one thing i really lack the most- have utmost grace. HAHAHA. actually, i'll probably have to attend like a thousand etiquette courses to acheive the grace and poise of those FAs. x)

imagine, being able to fly to a hundred countries (okay, im exggarating, just those on the flight routes)...wahaha. imagine. lol. i sound like some person trying to promote SIA. but its really the best way to fly man. i couldnt care less, who cares if i have to be on standby and they'll send me to lousy places (developing countries) in the beginning, heck the bitching, heck the flying hazards and turbulence, its really just the best job on earth, well then again, not exactly on earth x)

i have to go sleep now. im beginning to feel jetlagged even though i've not travelled these days. haha, must be the late nights, i sometimes feel like im living in a different timezone. whaaha. cant wait to fly in december =)